Doesn't this web site show that you're self-absorbed?
No.
No, really: aren't you self-absorbed?
Nope.
But all those pictures of you, your songs, your ideas...it's all about you.
I'm sorry...did you say something?
This is supposed to be a Frequently Asked Questions page. Do you really go through this same sort of evasive communication with lots of people?
Pretty much. Hold on for a sec...
Are you back yet?
HELLOO!?!??
Hi, I'm here. I just had to take care of a few things that improve my image. And a little advice on writing etiquette: If you use all caps, it implies that you're angry.
I AM ANGRY!!! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE AN EGOTISTICAL BOOR!